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Grandma comes to dinner, 2057: Edition  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
10/14/2013 5:36 pm

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11/2/2013 6:22 pm
Grandma comes to dinner, 2057: Edition

Greetings and Salutations, minions. I realize I'm way behind on payroll, but blame the government shutdown.

The Beast has been pondering the future once again, and what types of things will be different from the way they were in days gone by.
I'm sure you've all seen the scene in a television show or major motion picture. A family gathers around the dinner table to celebrate a holiday or family reunion. Grandma gets a few glasses of wine in her and makes what, for the era, is considered a risque comment about Grandpa's sexual prowess back in the good old days. It usually amounts to nothing more than her alluding to how he once squeezed her bottom under the table at a restaurant while her parants were totally unaware. One of the younger women in the room then playfully tells Grandma to stop getting fresh at the dinner table.
I'm thinking those types of situations will be more awkward by the time many of us reach the age where we slip up and say things better kept to ourselves. People are becoming more sexually daring and adventurous these days, so we may see things such as...

Betty - "Grandpa... would you like to try a piece of this sausage?"

Grandpa - "No thank-you, dear. I don't care much for sausage."

Grandma - "That's not what you said behind that truck stop in Idaho when we both sucked off that strange trucker together. Cackle cackle hee hee."

The entire family slowly turns to look at Gran and Gramps, who is now staring intently at a bit of potato on his plate.

Good times to come.

BEAST OUT

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