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Safety Is Important - Flotation Devices  

New2Midlo 54M
666 posts
6/18/2018 8:39 pm

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6/20/2018 10:32 am
Safety Is Important - Flotation Devices

Well, I've reached a point where I'm back to the online dating world and have noticed something new about women in Kansas. Damn, there are a lot of them here with implants! These enhanced blouse bunnies are easy to spot, because chests just don't match the rest of these women's bodies. I'm sure there are plenty of women with implants who seek a more natural look, and you'd never know without a feel test, but these women have chosen the porn star big wahwahs route. No way you could miss those pontoons.

Giving it some thought, this trend shouldn't be much of a surprise; of the first observations I made, viewing dating profiles, was the rather robust trade in cosmetics, here in the KC area.

And while finding time to pen this short 'holy shit, lots of fake sweater meat here' entry, I've also encountered a bunch of women who seemingly wear false eyelashes all the time. As with many of these things, I encountered woman in particular who had fake lashes so large, they prevented her from wearing sunglasses and smeared her windshield, which hened my awareness to them on other women. But even in the most casual photo, there's full makeup and accoutrements.

I'll resist the temptation to venture further into what the dedication to bolt on's and such say about some. It's a woman's body and she's free to do with it as she chooses. Perhaps it's a thing, here in flyover states. People sure as hell don't spend their on travel or other enrichment, so they might as well buy a set of rockin' tamales. Some major league yabos, I tell ya.

And yes, I enjoyed working in as many euphemisms as I could in the short entry; because like most men, I'm twelve and easily amused.

New2Midlo 54M
1075 posts
6/18/2018 8:39 pm

 Safety is important!


QTbritlocal 39M
Ask me for a photo

6/18/2018 9:05 pm

 Euphemisms are the least of your problem. I think the fact that you are judgement and condescending is in direct correlation with you being single. Who cares what women are doing with there own money, and to their own bodies. Eye lashes!!!! Infidels, how dare they... Next they will be wearing deodorant.


New2Midlo replies on 6/19/2018 5:25 pm:
If you're responding to what you think you read, then good for you.

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