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That's quite an ice breaker!  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
10/14/2020 2:51 pm
That's quite an ice breaker!

Do you wonder what could possibly be going through a person's mind when they send you an opening message like.....

Do you like pinch a mans balls all around?

Or, how about this gem....

Let's skip the small talk and get nekkid.

While I know there are probably women out there that would have jumped at the chance pinch a guys balls after immediately getting 'nekkid' with him....

I am not one of them.

For starters, I prefer know I'm not going have a scorned wife/ friend stalking me at work trying ruin my life. I'd also like know I'm not going catch a venereal disease from nekkid guy and all his skipped small talk.

There's a lot be uncovered during small talk!

Do you clip your toe nails or are you currently sporting the dragon talons?

Do you remove your teeth to brush them or are they attached?

Speaking of teeth.... Can you count them on one hand or does it take fingers and toes??

Perhaps men just aren't as picky....

Three teeth? Strong pinching fingers?? They're in!!

Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm asking for too much to want to find that partner in crime.

That guy who clips his nails and brushes his teeth...

That guy who wants to chat with me about his day....

That guy who wants to meet up with me on the weekends I don't have for an evening of adult fun....

I might as well be asking for a kidney.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/16/2020 9:33 pm
    Quoting parTynPlay5150:
    What is the most efficient and effective way to go from initial message to happy hook up?
Communication....


parTynPlay5150 38M

10/16/2020 8:41 pm

 What is the most efficient and effective way to go from initial message to happy hook up?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/15/2020 4:02 pm
    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i like this site for some transparency. because i was getting hit up with NSA offers on OKstuupid with my clothes on.... why can't find someone with a sex drive who wants to do more than sex?

    in the meantime... go pinch those balls, LOL! what a phrase!
That one was definitely an attention getter! LOL I received it yesterday...


lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
10/15/2020 9:30 am

 i like this site for some transparency. because i was getting hit up with NSA offers on OKstuupid with my clothes on.... why can't find someone with a sex drive who wants to do more than sex?

in the meantime... go pinch those balls, LOL! what a phrase!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/15/2020 2:51 am
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    I agree

    here and in real life, that's my biggest fear (STD)

    and, there's no reason for it

    even with my "sliding top 30" I need a meeting of the minds

    just sayin

    be safe

    Britney Spears - "Break the Ice"

    Let me break the ice
    Allow me to get you right
    But you warm up to me
    Baby I can make you feel

    Let me break the ice
    Allow me to get you right
    But you warm up to me
    Baby I can make you feel
Those tricky STD's.... You gotta be careful. You can't just tell by looking at someone, either.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/15/2020 2:49 am
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Well, kidneys are a dime a dozen. But lungs are often part of a matched set (heart and lungs) that is asking for a lot compared to toe nails etc
Oh, I get it! LOL And crucial for the ability to exist! Oh my... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/15/2020 2:48 am
    Quoting flannel_light:
    You are not asking for too much at all. I am looking for the same .
It's good to know I'm not the only one who feels this way.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/15/2020 2:45 am
    Quoting  :
I think you are not far from the truth.... When a guy does this, I immediately think, what is he trying to hide?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/15/2020 2:42 am

 Ready to part with that kidney?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/15/2020 2:40 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Oh my God, teeth, toenails, and now you want a kidney, too? Just pinch my balls, I must be dreaming.
*PINCH*

Ha ha ha ha ha.... They need to come up with a pinching emoji.


easy_going2014 57M
Ask me for a photo
14366 posts
10/14/2020 7:53 pm

 I agree

here and in real life, that's my biggest fear (STD)

and, there's no reason for it

even with my "sliding top 30" I need a meeting of the minds

just sayin

be safe

Britney Spears - "Break the Ice"

Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
But you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel

Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
But you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel
To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog:

Good luck!!!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/14/2020 7:13 pm

 Well, kidneys are a dime a dozen. But lungs are often part of a matched set (heart and lungs) that is asking for a lot compared to toe nails etc
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
10/14/2020 6:56 pm

 You are not asking for too much at all. I am looking for the same .
The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


topherific 61M
5209 posts
10/14/2020 5:45 pm

 not necessarily


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:31 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I think their attempt at speeding up the pace was a ruse.
    Or fear.
    If you don't make a connection, then you can objectify the person you're with.
    Yeah... talking small helps.

    It's been a long day. Ever have one of those?
Me have a long day?? Never....


mc_justmc 63M

10/14/2020 5:25 pm

 Oh my God, teeth, toenails, and now you want a kidney, too? Just pinch my balls, I must be dreaming.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/14/2020 5:17 pm

 I think their attempt at speeding up the pace was a ruse.
Or fear.
If you don't make a connection, then you can objectify the person you're with.
Yeah... talking small helps.

It's been a long day. Ever have one of those?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:15 pm
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I might as well be asking for a kidney. Actually you may be in lung country there.
Lung country?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:13 pm

 Yep


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:13 pm
    Quoting  :
Good God! That makes my eyes hurt.... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:12 pm
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I clip my toenails(they are soft after a shower)
    My teeth are real but I need an abacuso count them!
He's old school!! LOL He uses an abacus. LOL I'm glad to hear you've still got them!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:10 pm
    Quoting RavenGB:
    It is a funny old world, isn't it?
    The interesting thing about this site is itshows us worlds beyond our own and lives we know nothing of. Many of the ones on display give you a shudder. There are similar folk for all of us on here, I suppose, but evidently, some are rarer than others. When you find these twins, they usually seem to be on the other side of an ocean!
You are so right.... On the occasions I do find someone I like to chat with and could see myself wanting to spend time with, they are way, way far away.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:07 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    Well, I could bake you a steak & kidney pie for starters
That.... Does not sound appealing. LOL Yikes! Is it made with real kidney?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:06 pm
    Quoting BIigDJ71863:
    You are not asking for too much at all. That 8s what I am looking for too.
It's a tough thing to find on here! So many guys are looking to just 'hook up'... I just think, I should actually be friends with the guy I'm sleeping with.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 5:03 pm
    Quoting KX450F2016:
    You are not asking for much at all. I have had some offers from women & couples that I have declined. As a guy, we don't get the amount of messages the women do. Teeth are a big thing. I am however missing one..... very back lower. I own a couple toothbrushes & clip my toenails! LMAO...... It's OK to be picky. I figure if I find someone, great.... if not I still have friends to talk to and stuff to keep me occupied.
To me, teeth are super important. If I'm going to be kissing a guy, he'd better have good dental hygiene. They don't have to be perfect, but they do have to be present and clean.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/14/2020 4:53 pm

 I might as well be asking for a kidney. Actually you may be in lung country there.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Fundemic69 40M

10/14/2020 4:29 pm

 Interesting


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
10/14/2020 4:25 pm

 I clip my toenails(they are soft after a shower)
My teeth are real but I need an abacuso count them!


RavenGB 63M
1430 posts
10/14/2020 4:00 pm

 It is a funny old world, isn't it?
The interesting thing about this site is itshows us worlds beyond our own and lives we know nothing of. Many of the ones on display give you a shudder. There are similar folk for all of us on here, I suppose, but evidently, some are rarer than others. When you find these twins, they usually seem to be on the other side of an ocean!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/14/2020 3:58 pm

 Well, I could bake you a steak & kidney pie for starters


BIigDJ71863 60M
Ask me for a photo
97 posts
10/14/2020 3:54 pm

 You are not asking for too much at all. That 8s what I am looking for too.


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
10/14/2020 3:42 pm

 You are not asking for much at all. I have had some offers from women & couples that I have declined. As a guy, we don't get the amount of messages the women do. Teeth are a big thing. I am however missing one..... very back lower. I own a couple toothbrushes & clip my toenails! LMAO...... It's OK to be picky. I figure if I find someone, great.... if not I still have friends to talk to and stuff to keep me occupied.


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