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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

When all else fails....  

secret_lade 49F
14311 posts
10/16/2020 3:49 pm
When all else fails....

Buy a new sweater in your favorite color.

So, here I sit tonight... It's a Friday night and my biggest plans are to go to the gym, get sweaty, and come back home.

It's an exciting life I lead!

Then again.... I did get another message from the Ball Pincher. He's apparently willing to hire me to pinch his balls.

Yikes!

I think I'll have to give that a pass. When it comes to second jobs, that is definitely not what I envision myself doing.

In case you are wondering....

I did buy a new sweater in my favorite color.... It's a soft, peacock blue V-neck that I can't wait to wear.

hogknot 57M
Ask me for a photo
1059 posts
10/21/2020 8:47 am
    Quoting secret_lade:
    Would that make me a 'well rounded' employee? Lol She's done everything from Non Profit work to Ball Pinching....
More of a welloval employee.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/17/2020 11:43 pm
    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    What is the going rate for a ball pincher ?
    Is it a sliding scale for experience ?

    Are you paid per each pinch or do you negotiate the amount of pinches per time allotment ?

    Would this be listed as an additional job or as a hobby ?
Hmm.... I'd say, sliding scale based on expectation. LOL I would consider it a job as there would be an exchange of payment in some form but seeing as how I did not take on the challenge, rate of pay was $0.


CUMHANDLEME 61F  
794 posts
10/17/2020 6:22 pm

 What is the going rate for a ball pincher ?
Is it a sliding scale for experience ?

Are you paid per each pinch or do you negotiate the amount of pinches per time allotment ?

Would this be listed as an additional job or as a hobby ?
Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/17/2020 5:08 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    If you do get to pinch his balls, he'll be the one sweatering!
You know, balls are kind of squishy... I wonder, exactly, what is he pinching....


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/17/2020 1:40 pm

 If you do get to pinch his balls, he'll be the one sweatering!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/17/2020 7:33 am
    Quoting pocogato12:
    I LOVE sweaters and I have had to stop looking a Lands End and LL Bean- temptation bund to get me ( Susan Curtis)
Summer will always be my favorite season... But I do love the sweater weather of fall!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/17/2020 7:23 am
    Quoting  :
Ha ha ha ha.... Oh my, that totally made me laugh.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/17/2020 4:15 am

 I LOVE sweaters and I have had to stop looking a Lands End and LL Bean- temptation bund to get me ( Susan Curtis)
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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/17/2020 3:04 am
    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i bought the 50.00 cashmere in the bookface. it wasn't bad! so i got two more... i also got two bright cashmere cardigans in berry and wine.

    i'm waiting for one big package. i hope the USPS didn't lose it like my driver;s license...

    so what is the going rate to be a ball pincher?
I charge per pinch... lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/17/2020 3:00 am
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Maybe you should have told mr. ball that you’re a Pinch Hitter. That might dissuade him. Lol
    I love a woman in a nice sweater. Leaves wriggle room for my active imagination. Have a wonderful weekend.
I have a feeling he might enjoy that as well! Lol.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/17/2020 2:55 am
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hmm

    I don't know if I've ever bought a sweater when all else fails

    I've probably gone to Vegas, watch a movie, go to the batting cages

    plenty of other options

    but, now, I have a new one

    thanks!!!

    The Neighbourhood - "Sweater Weather"

    All I am is a man
    I want the world in my hands
    I hate the beach
    But I stand in California with my toes in the sand
    Use the sleeves of my sweater
    Let's have an adventure
    Head in the clouds but my gravity's centered
    Touch my neck and I'll touch yours
    You in those little high waisted shorts, oh
    She knows what I think about
    And what I think about
    One love, two mouths
    One love, one house
    No shirt, no blouse
    Just us, you find out
    Nothing that wouldn't wanna tell you about no
    'Cause it's too cold whoa
    For you here and now
    So let me hold whoa
    Both your hands in the holes of my sweater
I like the song...

I love sweaters.... Always have. They're soft and warm, kind of just makes you feel good to wear them.


easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
10/16/2020 10:18 pm

 Hmm

I don't know if I've ever bought a sweater when all else fails

I've probably gone to Vegas, watch a movie, go to the batting cages

plenty of other options

but, now, I have a new one

thanks!!!

The Neighbourhood - "Sweater Weather"

All I am is a man
I want the world in my hands
I hate the beach
But I stand in California with my toes in the sand
Use the sleeves of my sweater
Let's have an adventure
Head in the clouds but my gravity's centered
Touch my neck and I'll touch yours
You in those little high waisted shorts, oh
She knows what I think about
And what I think about
One love, two mouths
One love, one house
No shirt, no blouse
Just us, you find out
Nothing that wouldn't wanna tell you about no
'Cause it's too cold whoa
For you here and now
So let me hold whoa
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater
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Good luck!!!


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
10/16/2020 10:06 pm

 Maybe you should have told mr. ball that you’re a Pinch Hitter. That might dissuade him. Lol
I love a woman in a nice sweater. Leaves wriggle room for my active imagination. Have a wonderful weekend.
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
10/16/2020 9:52 pm

 i bought the 50.00 cashmere in the bookface. it wasn't bad! so i got two more... i also got two bright cashmere cardigans in berry and wine.

i'm waiting for one big package. i hope the USPS didn't lose it like my driver;s license...

so what is the going rate to be a ball pincher?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/16/2020 9:29 pm

 True story.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/16/2020 9:28 pm
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Perhaps, just maybe, being a professional Ball Pincher is an unrecognized opportunity. I'm not aware of any being out there so you can come in on the ground floor and name your price. You could end up being - THE Sweater Queen.
Very true.... I could be cornering the market on this untapped skill.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/16/2020 9:25 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Give him a pinch that he'll never forget, if it's hard enough it might even cure him of his disgusting habit.
I would think that it would hurt....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/16/2020 9:21 pm
    Quoting  :
I've got a lot of shoes too.... Lol The problem with shoes is, they take up more space than a sweater. I don't have room for more shoes.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/16/2020 9:17 pm
    Quoting hogknot:
    Ball Pincher. Interesting addition to your resume. LOL
Would that make me a 'well rounded' employee? Lol She's done everything from Non Profit work to Ball Pinching....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/16/2020 9:13 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I used to to wear sweaters.
    I don't, anymore.
    I find them constricting.
    But yeah... sweaters.
    Dja ever pinch balls before? 🤔
No, ball pinching is not widely requested. I've always assumed that to be a sensitive area..... So, I'm usually gentle.


parTynPlay5150 38M

10/16/2020 8:39 pm

 True story right


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/16/2020 6:04 pm

 Perhaps, just maybe, being a professional Ball Pincher is an unrecognized opportunity. I'm not aware of any being out there so you can come in on the ground floor and name your price. You could end up being - THE Sweater Queen.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 63M

10/16/2020 6:01 pm

 Give him a pinch that he'll never forget, if it's hard enough it might even cure him of his disgusting habit.


hogknot 57M
Ask me for a photo
1059 posts
10/16/2020 4:39 pm

 Ball Pincher. Interesting addition to your resume. LOL


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/16/2020 4:21 pm

 I used to to wear sweaters.
I don't, anymore.
I find them constricting.
But yeah... sweaters.
Dja ever pinch balls before? 🤔


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