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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

The true test of bravery?  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
2/22/2021 3:25 pm
The true test of bravery?

Watch 'The Conjuring' in the darkness of your bedroom at o'clock night and you'll never be the same again.

Covers pulled up to your chin, afraid to move, searching the dark corners of your room for that hideous witch you'd just spent the last 90 minutes watching on screen....

Dear God... Do I hear something scratching? Is that a demon??

"Oh My God! That IS something scratching!!"

Throwing my feet over the side of my bed, ready to bolt for the door... The kitty reached from beneath the bed and hugged my ankles with her paws.

[Insert terrified scream here]

"What is going on back here?!?"

The Spawn was standing in my now open doorway watching me cover my with a pillow.

"Tilly scared ."

By now we were both laughing.

"No more scary movies mom! This can't be good for you."

"I think going to sleep with the cat tonight. I read somewhere they can detect evil spirits."

"I think I was adopted."

Turning on her heel, she headed back down the hallway to the living room. She was now laughing and FaceTiming her best friend, filling her in on her crazy mom's antics.

I may not be an 80's sitcom mom.... But it's never a dull moment around here.

One , she will have a hell of a lot of stuff to talk about with a therapist!

Happy Monday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2021 3:13 pm

 I'm trying! Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2021 3:12 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I don't have any pets that would scare the bejesus out of me like that and still won't watch scary movies!
I really like scary movies... That one just really got to me.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2021 3:12 pm
    Quoting  :
Hmmm... Like the movie?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2021 3:10 pm
    Quoting KX450F2016:
    I love scary movies! But enjoy things more when with someone
It is easier to enjoy the scary movies when you've got someone to watch your back for evil entities. Lol


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
2/24/2021 2:59 pm

 I love scary movies! But enjoy things more when with someone


pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
2/23/2021 5:10 pm

 I don't have any pets that would scare the bejesus out of me like that and still won't watch scary movies!
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
2/23/2021 4:19 pm

 Enjoy the memories you are making
The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/23/2021 3:40 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    You're okay with your antics but don't become a crazy mum in the attic
you think so, huh....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/23/2021 3:39 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    You're okay with your antics but don't become a crazy mum in the attic
I don't have an attic, so, I think we're safe there.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/23/2021 3:38 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Dearie me McLade, ye're off yer heid! I rarely watch scary movies, and I would never watch one on my own! Unless you were there to protect me of course.......errmm, well, mibbe no'!!
I'll protect you! As soon as I'm done hiding my face in the pillow....


Apollo602021 63M

2/23/2021 2:19 pm

 I think my pussy is evil spirit neutral!
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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/23/2021 8:56 am

 You're okay with your antics but don't become a crazy mum in the attic


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/23/2021 4:24 am

Dearie me McLade, ye're off yer heid! I rarely watch scary movies, and I would never watch one on my own! Unless you were there to protect me of course.......errmm, well, mibbe no'!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/23/2021 3:44 am
    Quoting allgud69xxx:
    “I think I was adopted.” In fairness, I imagine any of us could’ve thought that, when our parents do those things which seem a little too out there. LOL

    So, it was a good thing that those little paws were what was grasping your ankles, then? If you had looked down to see long, thin, gnarled, spotted fingers reaching out from under the bed, you still might not have landed back on terra firma, after having launched through the ceiling? “Hey, why is that meteor shooting up from the ground?”
If I would have looked down and seen those fingers, I would have collapsed and died right on the spot. LOL Scared to death? Absolutely!! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/23/2021 3:33 am
    Quoting jolielaide:
    i don't do scary movies either. i once watched blair witch project in 15minutes
I actually really like scary movies.... I'm not sure what happened with this one. Maybe it was because I was tired, or watching it at night in the dark... Or that it's based on a true story. Yikes! Who knows.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/23/2021 3:32 am

 Oh crap... I'm doomed.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
2/23/2021 2:39 am

 Actually cats summon evil spirits. Just saying.
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
2/22/2021 11:16 pm

 i don't do scary movies either. i once watched blair witch project in 15minutes


allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
2/22/2021 10:49 pm

 “I think I was adopted.” In fairness, I imagine any of us could’ve thought that, when our parents do those things which seem a little too out there. LOL

So, it was a good thing that those little paws were what was grasping your ankles, then? If you had looked down to see long, thin, gnarled, spotted fingers reaching out from under the bed, you still might not have landed back on terra firma, after having launched through the ceiling? “Hey, why is that meteor shooting up from the ground?”
-- allgud69xxx

Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..
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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/22/2021 9:23 pm

 A watch cat alright.... She nearly watched me have a heart attack Sunday night. Lol


mc_justmc 63M

2/22/2021 6:47 pm

 Hahahaha a "watch cat"!


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