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The vendor, the sign, the black widow...
The vendor, the sign, the black widow... "So, are you the Black Widow?" Unsure of what he was talking about, I glanced up to see a product vendor staring at through my office door. "Well?? Are you the Black Widow? That's a pretty big spider!" My coworkers that were within ear shot were dying, you could hear their laughter on the sales floor. If y'all remember.... It was not that long ago that my friend Meme Guy had hidden a spider in my desk and scared the shit right of . I now keep that spider on my desk as a souvenir of my near death experience. "Maybe I am, maybe not. Want to take your chances?" A crowd was forming now, it was quite the scene. "Maybe I hang on to it to scare away all the other spiders, maybe it's a memento of my past loves...." Picking up the spider, I started to laugh, and raised my eyebrows. "I am single." Thankfully the person he was actually waiting for showed up this point to make his display signs and they were off. "Lucky for you I have work to do." Lucky for ? Lucky for him, he lives to see another .... Happy Friday! |
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guys can be bold without being rude or offensive; shows a level of confidence. saw a guy i went to school with. y'know you don't really recognize people with these masks on but he seemed to recognize me, even called me by name. next thing outta his mouth was, "you seeing anybody?" damn, didn't see that one comin'.
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What do you get when you cross a spider with a squirrel? A bug that runs up your leg and eats your nuts. You can tell that joke to Meme guy
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What do you get when you cross a spider with a squirrel? A bug that runs up your leg and eats your nuts. You can tell that joke to Meme guy
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guys can be bold without being rude or offensive; shows a level of confidence. saw a guy i went to school with. y'know you don't really recognize people with these masks on but he seemed to recognize me, even called me by name. next thing outta his mouth was, "you seeing anybody?" damn, didn't see that one comin'.
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you're making me miss work.
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Brave fly, to pluck at the strands of the Black Widow's web! Or perhaps just stupid.
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3/5/2021 7:25 pm |
you're making me miss work.
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Brave fly, to pluck at the strands of the Black Widow's web! Or perhaps just stupid.
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"So, are you the Black Widow?" Unsure of what he was talking about, I glanced up to see a product vendor staring at me through my office door. "Well?? Are you the Black Widow? That's a pretty big spider!" My coworkers that were within ear shot were dying, you could hear their laughter out on the sales floor. If y'all remember.... It was not that long ago that my friend Meme Guy had hidden a spider in my desk and scared the shit right out of me. I now keep that spider on my desk as a souvenir of my near death experience. "Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Want to take your chances?" A crowd was forming now, it was quite the scene. "Maybe I hang on to it to scare away all the other spiders, maybe it's a memento of my past loves...." Picking up the spider, I started to laugh, and raised my eyebrows. "I am single." Thankfully the person he was actually waiting for showed up at this point to make his display signs and they were off. "Lucky for you I have work to do." Lucky for me? Lucky for him, he lives to see another day.... Happy Friday!
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