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Evening Entertainment and Fun!

Dick and Jane Ran... Then Fucked... ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ  

Paulxx001 67M
8732 posts
1/24/2020 11:29 am

Last Read:
8/27/2020 4:35 pm

Dick and Jane Ran... Then Fucked... ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Part of my 'Eezzee Reed Series' ; for those who find words tiresome.
Plenty of pics though.
๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ถ
.........................................

See Dick.
See Dick run.
Run Dick run.

See Jane.
See Jane run.
Run Jane run.

See Dick and Jane run.

See Spot, the dog.
See Spot - the dog - run past them, all the way down the block.

Oh... for fucks sake!
Who forgot to close the gate to the yard?

After they'd caught Spot, they went back to the house (showered) and fucked each other's brains out. Ugh... I meant ; they made passionate love together.

Dick and Jane had a good morning as they both came in each other's arms.
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ














..........................................
. ..


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 11:30 am

They should be on a leash. Dogs... I mean. ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 11:30 am

I hope y'all found this easy enough to read. I'll keep it simpler, next time. ๐Ÿ˜ถ


cc6hot1 45M
20 posts
1/24/2020 11:36 am

Hahaha.Nice topic! Points!


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/24/2020 12:10 pm

Brilliant. Between EZ reading level and the inclusion of porny pictures, I predict you'll soon be shooting to the top of the blog rankings.

Keep it up and you're dead to me.


Paulxx001 replies on 1/24/2020 4:48 pm:
You DID get... THIS, was all tongue in cheek, didn't you? ๐Ÿค”
I was going to incorporate them into my regular cast of characters and satirize their sexual exploits. I have a BDSM one in my head that's a scream.
You DID read Dick and Jane didn't you, when you were small? ๐Ÿค”

Paulxx001 replies on 3/18/2020 7:20 pm:
I should have understood you the first time...
So many ways, to punctuate that sentence, isn't there?

scoupe42 60M

1/24/2020 12:13 pm

That couple enjoy their day. I shit you not! When I was in the first grade there was a book called "Dick N Jane". One of the kids wrote "IN" on the paper and stuck it over the "N" and he got in trouble. We all wonder why? Paul, you doing nursery rhymes now, good for you. You should do your version of "Goldilocks and the 3 Bears". OR Snow White and the 7 little fuckers"!


lust4life59 65F  
2552 posts
1/24/2020 1:04 pm

Who let the dogs out? My money's on Jane


tdw720 63M  
34 posts
1/24/2020 2:04 pm

Dick in Jane are hot & would be fun to be there with them


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 2:15 pm

    Quoting cc6hot1:
    Hahaha.Nice topic! Points!
I love points. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 2:25 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Brilliant. Between EZ reading level and the inclusion of porny pictures, I predict you'll soon be shooting to the top of the blog rankings.

    Keep it up and you're dead to me.
Top of the blog rankings? ๐Ÿค” Hmmm... A worthy goal indeed ; if ONLY - for the prize money alone! Great idea.
The challenge will be to post multiple times a day, every day.
Few here read or bother to. It's hardly worth my effort to share anything creative.
Hey... If it's the last time you pop in here - take care and have a great life! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 2:30 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Who let the dogs out? My money's on Jane
Ahh... Jane was always so irresponsible... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Those books were sooo lame. Did you have them at your school as well? ๐Ÿ˜ถ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 2:31 pm

    Quoting tdw720:
    Dick in Jane are hot & would be fun to be there with them
Dick in Jane... would have been a better title. Hmmm... Thanks for popping in. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 2:34 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    That couple enjoy their day. I shit you not! When I was in the first grade there was a book called "Dick N Jane". One of the kids wrote "IN" on the paper and stuck it over the "N" and he got in trouble. We all wonder why? Paul, you doing nursery rhymes now, good for you. You should do your version of "Goldilocks and the 3 Bears". OR Snow White and the 7 little fuckers"!
That's funny. We used to joke about them as well. I did write my version of Snow White If you have a chance, check it out ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿท
7 Men Some Squirrels and The Blond Girl


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/24/2020 3:45 pm

I hate the phrase "make love". Never use it....


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
1/24/2020 3:49 pm

Hmmm ...I must have been snoozing when THAT book was being read. Definitely not how I recall the story. Your version of course, is much better...at least at this age


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 3:59 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I hate the phrase "make love". Never use it....
Really? ok... Now you've tweaked my interest. What's the story? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 4:13 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Hmmm ...I must have been snoozing when THAT book was being read. Definitely not how I recall the story. Your version of course, is much better...at least at this age
I knew those books were full of shit when I was five. Funny thing is that I I always made up my own stories with them... eventually. Did you get those books in your part of the world?


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
1/24/2020 4:24 pm

What a great story made me chuckle too, and the pics are just awesome. Hope you have a great evening..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 4:59 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes! You guys had to read them too?
Were they lame or what?
At some age we'd make stuff up about them... It was always crude.
I like these guys. I think they're going to hang around.
They're really easy to understand and they have simple lives. Whatever happened to them? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 5:15 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    What a great story made me chuckle too, and the pics are just awesome. Hope you have a great evening..
You recall those stories? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜˜


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/24/2020 5:36 pm

And, yes, I did realize this was tongue in cheek and was trying to respond in similar vein...but I guess it didn't come across.


Paulxx001 replies on 3/25/2020 5:11 pm:
It came across.. late in the game.
Is it ever too late to say - I'm sorry I dropped it?

only in sports...

So... What ru up to tonight?

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 7:03 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    And, yes, I did realize this was tongue in cheek and was trying to respond in similar vein...but I guess it didn't come across.
Sure you did. ๐Ÿ‘
You fooled me...
... for a second or more.
My favorite actress is Meryll Streep. And you know which scene I'm taking about.
There is, nor will there be, another like her.
It's all good.
Cheers ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 7:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Spot, will show up. Dick and Jane will be an ongoing gag.
Djou know about Dick and Jane from the that kids book in the fifties and sixties?
Man... THAT, was a lame educational tool. Although... I did learn how to spell Sally, from thar print. You? ๐Ÿค”


mc_justmc 63M

1/24/2020 9:36 pm

I remember this from school, but I thought the dog got some, too.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 10:42 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I remember this from school, but I thought the dog got some, too.
I think... there was a cat.
Yep... You're right about that. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/24/2020 10:46 pm

    Quoting  :

lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Those were great.
It's the artwork that did it for me.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/25/2020 12:29 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Really? ok... Now you've tweaked my interest. What's the story? ๐Ÿค”
Not really a story... I just don't think of it a as an expression of love. I've had sex with a lot of people I don't love, maybe that taints it. When I love someone, I open myself up differently, I guess.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/25/2020 7:37 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Not really a story... I just don't think of it a as an expression of love. I've had sex with a lot of people I don't love, maybe that taints it. When I love someone, I open myself up differently, I guess.
Ahhh... I understand.
Sure, makes sense. ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜•โ˜•


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/25/2020 7:42 am

    Quoting  :

Those original books were such a joke. Even at a young age, I would laugh at their simplicity. Have a good one. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š โ˜•โ˜•


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
1/25/2020 8:44 am

This was meant to be spot on- right? I am surprised that you havent been visited by the gremlin that hates all internet porn posted photos but then again you were hunting fro um was it Jane or the dog?? I forgot but maybe it was the 3 Little Kittens- yeah I got it

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/25/2020 9:33 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    This was meant to be spot on- right? I am surprised that you havent been visited by the gremlin that hates all internet porn posted photos but then again you were hunting fro um was it Jane or the dog?? I forgot but maybe it was the 3 Little Kittens- yeah I got it
The three little kittens... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ That was a great read! ๐Ÿ‘
Who knows. I'm forging new territory here... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
And amusing myself. Isn't THAT what it's all about? ๐Ÿค”


Procoach60 64M

1/26/2020 8:28 am

Looks like a sweet fuck


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/26/2020 9:10 am

It does, doesn't it?
Ahhh... young love. So simple and effortless... ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/26/2020 9:11 am

    Quoting  :

I tried to keep the words sparse. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


Livin_my_Life14 53F

1/29/2020 6:50 pm

I miss Dick๐Ÿ’•


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/29/2020 9:06 pm

lol ๐Ÿ˜‚... I wonder if the guy that wrote that book... knew what he was doing? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
3/25/2020 5:41 pm

What am I doing tonight? OMG it's a non-stop round of excitement chez moi.

I did a little workout on my pilates machine for the first time in over a year (rainy day...gym closed...desperation measures).
I had a glass of wine and knitted while listening to a podcast.
Now I'm having dinner.
Then it'll be TV and more knitting.

And you?


Paulxx001 replies on 3/25/2020 6:50 pm:
the world... in wool... Can you do it?
I used to knit. it was a peaceful expression of time.
I still have my chapeau.
R u thinking of a project?

Paulxx001 replies on 3/25/2020 7:18 pm:
not much...
chilling by the marina. Parked in the car listening to music and texting with my daughters, sharing thoughts.
Dark skies... The city is lit and framed by the mountain. The backside is where the action is... But nothing hovers over that hill. There's a seven hundred foot limit on buildings here.

It's a really nice way to slow the day down. Few chunks of ice... very few ...
But I know the water is cold.
It's a sixth sense. You'd like it. it's dark and rich...

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
3/25/2020 9:54 pm

Iโ€™m working on a sweater right now, in multiple colors, which keeps me on my toes and will keep me busy for a while.

I visited Montreal some time ago and I do remember Mont Royal looming over the city. I walked up to the overlook one of the days that I was there.


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