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Fifty Ways  

Naughtypursuit 52F  
1825 posts
2/26/2020 5:49 am
Fifty Ways

You recall that Simon and Garfunkel hit - Fifty ways to leave your lover? Turns out there were only five in the lyrics and really Coy Roy isnt really a reason to drop someone...

You slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan.
You don't need to be coy, Roy. (Just get yourself free.)
Hop on the bus, Gus. (You don't need to discuss much.)
Just drop off the key, Lee. (And get yourself free.)

Here are more things you can do that will increase the likelihood that your lover will leave you:
Just act like a dick, Nick.
Be rude to her mom, Tom.
Tell her she's fat, Matt
Make noise when you chew, Lou.
Tell him you're gay, Mae.
Tell her you're straight, Kate.
Don't reply to her texts, Rex.
Be extra mean, Jean.
Always stare at your phone, Joan
Dress like a slob, Rob.
Call her the wrong name, James.
Embarrass him online, Adeline.
Forget an important date, Nate.
Have an affair, Claire.
Tell her how to behave, Dave.
Stop shaving your legs, Peg.
Constantly lie, Vi.
Always talk about your ex, Lex.
Hack his email, Abigail.
Pretend to be insane, Elaine.
Act really crazy, Daisy.
Fake your own death, Beth.
Say you have an STD, Dee

Say you want to leave, Steve.



Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/26/2020 5:50 am

Any more ways to leave your lover or have them leave you?


uuwreckme 60M
171 posts
2/26/2020 6:40 am

hahahaha..........this is probably one of the most entertaining and creative blogs I have read on here tanante!! Excellente!!!


greyisbetter3 56M
133 posts
2/26/2020 6:48 am

I love it! Very true. Nicely put to paper and lessons to be learned


mc_justmc 59M  
5588 posts
2/26/2020 6:59 am

Are you breaking up with me?


coolpoolguy3 53M
2385 posts
2/26/2020 7:11 am

I have to say I like your lyrical additions here, inventive and pretty accurate.


Paulxx001 63M  
15380 posts
2/26/2020 7:14 am

I took notes. 😶❗
Call her the wrong name.... hmmm.. Yep. That... would do it. 🤔 👍 😮

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Mr00Fun4U 60M  
738 posts
2/26/2020 8:46 am

Well know you have me upset at Paul Simon for not providing us with fifty ways....here’s a couple of quick ones for your list:

It turns out she’s a him...Jim
He isn’t that large...Marge
She won’t give head...Ned

Fifty Ways


Tmptrzz 57F  
75206 posts
2/26/2020 9:07 am

These are great Naughty, thanks so much for the laughs this morning hun.. I Hope you have a sexy Hump Day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


KarpenterH 56M
2 posts
2/26/2020 9:17 am

That was very thoughtfully written


KarpenterH 56M
2 posts
2/26/2020 9:18 am

I really love this womans mind and blog


MyBaffies 50M
4104 posts
2/26/2020 1:16 pm

Pretend you've got the flu, Stu.

Baffies

My Blog: MyBaffies


looking4u69ca 59M  
3351 posts
2/26/2020 3:30 pm

These are great. Gave me a chuckle.


azriel1970 49M  
29108 posts
2/26/2020 8:06 pm

H A HA HA love this!!!!!!


drinksprite62 57M
4058 posts
2/27/2020 4:02 am

These are great!
Miss seeing you.


charmer961 61M  
14540 posts
2/27/2020 5:06 am

A fun list of ways to be a dick. I believe 50 ways was a Paul Simon hit after S&G broke up. Hmmm, does making that comment fall under the 50 ways category?


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 5:52 am

    Quoting uuwreckme:
    hahahaha..........this is probably one of the most entertaining and creative blogs I have read on here tanante!! Excellente!!!
Ahh Merci Chou Chou


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 5:53 am

    Quoting greyisbetter3:
    I love it! Very true. Nicely put to paper and lessons to be learned
Thank you


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 5:54 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Are you breaking up with me?
Did you get me text Rex? lol


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 5:56 am

    Quoting coolpoolguy3:
    I have to say I like your lyrical additions here, inventive and pretty accurate.
Thank you....


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 5:56 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I took notes. 😶❗
    Call her the wrong name.... hmmm.. Yep. That... would do it. 🤔 👍 😮
I know, right Saul?


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 5:57 am

    Quoting  :

Haha, Thank you


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 5:58 am

    Quoting Mr00Fun4U:
    Well know you have me upset at Paul Simon for not providing us with fifty ways....here’s a couple of quick ones for your list:

    It turns out she’s a him...Jim
    He isn’t that large...Marge
    She won’t give head...Ned

    Fifty Ways
Fantastic additions....


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 5:58 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    These are great Naughty, thanks so much for the laughs this morning hun.. I Hope you have a sexy Hump Day..
Thank you Tmp, Have a great day today


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 6:00 am

    Quoting KarpenterH:
    I really love this womans mind and blog
Thank you very much


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 6:01 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Pretend you've got the flu, Stu.
Or Corona Virus... Gus....lol


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 6:01 am

Glad to make you smile and thank you


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 6:02 am

Thank you Kind Sir


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 6:02 am

Thanks Sprite, havent been in chat lately...but I am here


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 6:03 am

    Quoting charmer961:
    A fun list of ways to be a dick. I believe 50 ways was a Paul Simon hit after S&G broke up. Hmmm, does making that comment fall under the 50 ways category?
I think it does...


pocogato12 67F  
32179 posts
2/27/2020 9:41 am

Stop watching pron, Bjorn
You smell like fish, Tish
Stop beating your meat, Pete

This was so entertaining LOVED this

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Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
2/27/2020 4:17 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Stop watching pron, Bjorn
    You smell like fish, Tish
    Stop beating your meat, Pete

    This was so entertaining LOVED this
Those were fantastic and thank you


boobwhisperer69 57M  
5918 posts
2/28/2020 9:43 pm

It's a song you just can't sing along to! Maybe she is a he, Lee! I'm lovin your rymin, Diamond!


voyeur2017 56M
773 posts
3/1/2020 7:22 am

I've got coronavirus, Iris


waterdrop00 52M
130 posts
3/1/2020 8:15 am

I ain't got no credit, Bridget


mrinbtween 52M
11 posts
3/7/2020 7:38 am

Act like a stupid fuck Chuck


mrinbtween 52M
11 posts
3/7/2020 7:38 am

and these are all awesome


lindoboy100 57M
20686 posts
3/15/2020 11:11 am



Do a smelly fart, Bart.........

Pull ma finger.........


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
3/15/2020 4:38 pm

Lol how appropriate, coming from you.


alexroger1122 40M
46 posts
3/15/2020 9:52 pm

Love it


misskissin 56F  
84902 posts
3/22/2020 8:12 am

LOL love this! You are too clever.


Zellysgift1 41M
1 post
3/23/2020 5:31 pm

That's hilarious. Well done, and wonderful brain droppings! (Standard member here. Would love to chat)


HermanG67 52M
8014 posts
3/25/2020 10:53 am

be fake, Jake


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