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A priest and the nuns, (Erotic Humor)
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Posted:Sep 15, 2021 3:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2024 6:3 pm
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In a convent, late at night, in the male showers, a Priest is just finishing when upon getting out he realises he's left his towel in his dormitory.
Thinking, "It's just a quick few minutes dash to my room, I should be able to make it" he collects the bars of soap that had been left in the shower by others and sets off at pace completely nude, trying to make it inside without being seen.
Half way to his dorm he remembers that there is a shortcut but that it take him close to the nun's dorm. After quickly considering his state of undress, and the hour, he decides it's worth the risk.
Taking a few quick long strides down the nearest corridor, he suddenly skids to a stop when he hears voices coming towards him, female voices.
Beseeching the lord for help in his moment of strife, looking all around him the priest realises it's too late to try and go back, but there are next to a dozen or so stone statues of also naked people in the nook closest to him.
Getting an idea, he slips in among the statues, hides the soap behind his back, and stands dead still.
Quickly looking down he realises that the possibility of getting caught like this has turned him on, and that he has a raging hard-on to match that of any of sculptured works around him.
As the nuns are passing, one giggles, furtively looks around and runs her hand over several of the statue's penises including the priest's.
Well what a shock for the priest, it takes so much of his willpower not to move and give himself away that he accidentally releases one of the bars of soap he was holding.
Shocked, the nun jumps back at the unexpected sight of the bar of soap, and calls over to the other nuns to take a look.
Shammed and scared, the priest is about to break out in profuse apologies, sure that he will be booted out of the faith for this, when the nun exclaims excitedly, "Look they've installed the new soap dispenser!"
Stunned the priest maintains his rock solid stance, and waits to see what will happen, maybe he's going to get away with this after all, and he thanks his god for the naivety of the nuns.
Suddenly he is jolted out of his own musings when a second nun reaches out and gives his stiff cock a quick tug.
Playing along the priest releases his second bar of soap, to the further delight of all the nuns.
Then just a quickly the third nun reaches out and gives him a pull.
Nothing happens.
Frowning she tugs again, still nothing, and tugs again for the same nothing result.
Confused she starts tugging harder and faster looking for her bar of soap, then her eyes light up in sudden understanding, gasping suddenly she quickly backs away, points, and loudly exclaims to the others "Oh how cool, Hand soap too!"
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The Gang Bang
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Posted:Sep 12, 2021 4:25 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2021 12:44 am
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Just imagine it, you find yourself being fucked doggy style, utterly exhausted, legs trembling, your thighs are slick with mixed cum, yours and the previous few guys who had finished either in your pussy, in your arse, or just on you in general.
Then you feel the guys cock in you throb, and you hear him grunt, he suddenly feels bigger than he had been before and you feel the flutter in your stomach you recognize the sensation of another guy blowing hot cum inside you, god you love to make them cum, listening to the grunts and groans, and feeling them suddenly become super rock hard, almost painfully so, it feels so good having that heat and thickness dragging against the inner walls of your pussy with every tiny shift and movement.
Finally he finishes convulsing and throbbing, inside you? above you? behind you? wherever he is, and as he pulls out you feel your pussy walls clench against him, you have no control over this, your body just doesnt want let go of his throbbing dick.
Strange at this point you cant even think straight enough to remember what a dick was or did.
And then hes gone, you feel so empty, theres literally a hole in you that was until recently so satisfyingly filled.
A hand on your back and lots of heavy panting brings you back to reality, you mumble incoherently something about
hey, where are you going?
and
not being finished yet
you weakly reach out in a feeble attempt get back to your orgasmic high.
But he is gone, and you have no idea what do, you cant think straight, you are just collapsed headfirst onto the bed, with your pussy in the air, and a void in you that you desperately want filled again.
A sob breaks from your lips as you start pull your shattered thoughts back together and you feel your overused pussy contract and throb in memory of the mind blowing experience youd just had.
7 guys have had their way with you already, you remember starting out strong and riding the first guy to a quick orgasm, the others had had to wait for you to get that lusty need for an immediate cock out of the way and so were left to lick and suck on your body in their various other ways.
Then you had moved onto Mark, his cock had driven you wild and you think you remember being held in the air to be pumped and down by him while he stood, like a fuck doll, or was that Ryan? You lost track after that, it was just one big long hedonistic dream and you were literally drooling from the experience, and from both ends.
You plant one hand on the bed and wonder where you are going to get the strength to get up from, when you feel strong hands around your waist helping to steady you.
Thank god you think as the world begins to spin and tumble, you would have never been able do that yourself without rolling all the way off the edge of reality.
Lying on your side, you expect be yanked upright into a sit or stand, but instead you feel a hand on your ankle lifting your legs apart.
You suddenly jolt awake, how many men had you invited over tonight? was it 7 or 8?
Your question is answered a fraction of a second later as you suddenly feel full again, you gasp in shock at the sudden intrusion, welcome as it is.
The shock isnt from the entry of this last guys cock, rock hard and veined, pulsing with an inner fire that threatens to overheat you, the shock is instead from how easily it had been, the cock had just rammed hard into you, no preamble, no foreplay, no resistance, like a hand in a glove you felt him as his cock was just suddenly there.
Over and over that cock slams into you, and with each thrust you feel his ball sack pounding on your arse, sending pulses through to your clit with each assault.
You have no choice from this point, your eyes roll back into your head and you let out an animalistic scream as you feel your pussy clench down so hard the cock has to stop moving.
You feel it retreat from inside you and you start to thrust instinctively to get it back, but then you realise that youre clenched so hard in orgasm youre literally pushing his rock hard cock out, bending it in half for the force your pussy is exerting, the realization of what it must feel like for him finally breaks your resistance and you go into convulsions, his cock is ejected from your pussy and slams down onto you clit, redoubling the spasms as you cum so hard you cant breath.
A final gasp allows you to inhale, but you again feel your body seize as the orgasm rolls back through you, and you feel everything get very slick.
fuck yes, shes a squirter!
You manage to make out the voice that has just yelled in joy to the room, and you feel the cock fill you again.
Youre being used, youre a fuck toy to this guy youre a pussy, some tits and a few convenient handholds.
That last thought burns its way through your brain and you lose it, from then on the rest of the night is a blur.
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