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AN IDIOT’S GUIDE TO AMERICAN FOOTBALL  

spunkycumfun 61M/66F
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10/22/2021 9:00 am
AN IDIOT’S GUIDE TO AMERICAN FOOTBALL

San Francisco 49ers:


Prompted by my good friend, Tmptrzz, this post is my guide to American football with no buts but lots of butts! Yes, it’s an idiot’s guide because, when it comes to American football, I am an idiot but I thought it’d be useful to pass on my very limited knowledge of the game.

American football is sometimes called football by Americans, but most of the world understand football to be a totally different game. Americans call this game soccer, but almost everyone else calls it football.

American football looks a complicated game, but it’s basically a game between a lot of men wearing helmets and padded shoulders. They run around throwing and catching a ball while occasionally bumping into each other. Sometimes a man crosses a line for a touchdown, which is a scoring move.

To be good at American football, you need to huddle well. There’s a lot of huddles in the game.

Games last for a very long time because a lot of adverts that have to be shown on television.

The only player worth watching is the quarterback. The quarterback hogs the balI. I hear Tom Brady was one of the best quarterbacks when he played for the New England Patriots, but it was found that he fiddled his balls to win games.

The top league for American football is the National Football League, the NFL for short. Surprisingly for a capitalist country, American football is run on socialist lines with no relegation, salary caps, and the annual draft in which weaker teams get the first pick and stronger teams the last pick of new players.

Teams play a lot of games throughout the season but the only game that seems to matter is the Super Bowl, which is the last game of the NFL season. To understand the Super Bowl, a knowledge of Latin helps as, for some reason, Roman numerals are used to denote Super Bowl games of different seasons.

The NFL is trying to go international. Some league games are played outside America in Britain and Mexico, and there are plans to play games in Canada and Germany. At the moment professional American football is played only in America, which is why it’s sensibly called American football.

American football, unlike football, is not an Olympic sport. However, there are plans to include American football in the 2028 Olympic Games to be held in Los Angeles. I wonder who will win the first gold medal in American football! When Britain hosts its next Olympics, there are plans to include British Bulldog, a tag-based playground game similar to American football, in the games!


Have I missed anything in my guide to American football?
Do you enjoy watching American football?
If so, what football team do you support?


My NFL team is the San Francisco 49ers. I support the 49ers because they have a stake in my football team, Leeds United. My support consists of logging onto their website every month!

Kissing Suzy Kolber, a defunct blog, designed an alternative logo for each NFL team. Below are some of their 'spot-the-butt' logos.


Buffalo Bills:


New England Patriots:


Miami Dolphins:


Cleveland Browns:


Oakland Raiders:


Los Angeles Rams:


Kansas City Chiefs:


Minnesota Vikings:


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/22/2021 9:01 am

Kissing Suzy Kolber was a humorous, satirical and sometimes vulgar blog about American football. The blog took its name from an incident in game between the New York Jets and New England Patriots when Joe Namath, the Jets quarterback, made drunken, amorous advances on Suzy Kolber, a sports reporter on the sidelines.


staci_19702 51T
2511 posts
10/22/2021 10:18 am

😂😂
You’ve got it figured out!!!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Tmptrzz 59F  
104279 posts
10/22/2021 10:32 am

This is an awesome blog about American Football, I loved that you through in the part about Cry Baby Brady Cheater, once a cheater always a cheater in my book.. And I call Bill Belichick Mr. Belicheat too..

There are many teams that have cheated over the past couple of years. Even the Saints and their Coach Sean Payton. And they all were fined for that as well.

This is a sport where NO CHEATING should be allowed at all. It's supposed to be a fun game I know I have been a fan of my NINERS since I was a little girl. I even won seven hundred and fifty dollars one Super Bowl thanks to my NINERS when I was a Bartender.
It was a great day for me I haven't won since then..lol

Have I missed anything in my guide to American football? Nope you got this one down
pretty good my friend..

Do you enjoy watching American football? Yes I do

If so, what football team do you support? I have always been a Forty Niners fan and when Alex Smith went to the Chiefs I became a huge fan of them as well..

These are great symbols you shared with us by I just love them. I hope you enjoy a fantastic Friday my friend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


superbjversion2 66F
23765 posts
10/22/2021 10:33 am

The Quarterback stands right at the Center's butt, in order to easily get his hands on the ball.

I do NOT watch American football. My early life was inundated with it and I relish the fact that I can live my life without it!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 64M
21929 posts
10/22/2021 11:00 am

I used to be passionate about the Dallas Cowboys, and THEN it was the New England Patriots, and NOW, well, I've reinvested the time I USED to spend watching others make a living, and I'm trying to make something outta mine. (*its a work in progress *)

However, I try and tune in when Tom Brady is on the field. ❗❗❗


lok4fun500 111M  
51002 posts
10/22/2021 12:26 pm

I don't watch the NFL!




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author51 58F  
126189 posts
10/22/2021 12:40 pm

Yes you did miss something. It is called the CFL here and the Canadian Football League...lol.We have 4 downs not 3 here and our balls are much bigger than Americal Football...lol.
As for the NFL I have always been a 49er's fan, Pittsburgh Steelers and Seattle Seahawks fan..
I have traveled down to Seattle many times over the years to watch the Seahawks when I lived in B.C. as Seattle was less than a 3 hours drive. I coached both my sons in football, while they were playing soccer at the same time.lol.4 years of both sports as their seasons were offsetting. a B.C. Lions football fan here for the CFL , Seattle Sounders for soccer and Vancouver White Caps also respectively..
Sorry but when one gets me started on sports, my love for most of them and coaching the two you mentioned, I can not help herself..


citizen4722 63M  
73536 posts
10/22/2021 12:41 pm

I used to watch the NFL highlight shows on BBC1 late on Sunday nights but they must be on a different channel or something now?
I don't think I'll ever figure out all the rules anyway!


roughrider1131 34M
9 posts
10/22/2021 1:21 pm

hahaaha


Keepitfun1261 60M

10/22/2021 5:25 pm

🤣😂


PonyGirl1965 56F
20132 posts
10/23/2021 12:37 am

I love college football. I gave up the NFL when they brought politics into it. I want entertained. Not a preaching.


pal334 67M  
45038 posts
10/23/2021 6:58 am

I am very impressed. I stopped watching it due to politics they were in volved with. Thank you for you help

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Only_one_14 52F
4153 posts
10/24/2021 7:39 am

Da Bears!

A Man who knows how to use his tongue is extremely useful!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/24/2021 11:12 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    😂😂
    You’ve got it figured out!!!
I doubt I'll ever figure out all the many ins-and-outs of American football. I'm going to stick to football - ball in the net, goal - it's simple!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/24/2021 11:15 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This is an awesome blog about American Football, I loved that you through in the part about Cry Baby Brady Cheater, once a cheater always a cheater in my book.. And I call Bill Belichick Mr. Belicheat too..

    There are many teams that have cheated over the past couple of years. Even the Saints and their Coach Sean Payton. And they all were fined for that as well.

    This is a sport where NO CHEATING should be allowed at all. It's supposed to be a fun game I know I have been a fan of my NINERS since I was a little girl. I even won seven hundred and fifty dollars one Super Bowl thanks to my NINERS when I was a Bartender.
    It was a great day for me I haven't won since then..lol

    Have I missed anything in my guide to American football? Nope you got this one down
    pretty good my friend..

    Do you enjoy watching American football? Yes I do

    If so, what football team do you support? I have always been a Forty Niners fan and when Alex Smith went to the Chiefs I became a huge fan of them as well..

    These are great symbols you shared with us by I just love them. I hope you enjoy a fantastic Friday my friend..
I'm pleased you like the Kissing Suzy Kolber logos - I thought they were amusing!
There's cheating in football over here; it mainly involves players diving and clubs fiddling the books to get round the financial controls.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/24/2021 2:05 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    The Quarterback stands right at the Center's butt, in order to easily get his hands on the ball.

    I do NOT watch American football. My early life was inundated with it and I relish the fact that I can live my life without it!
I get what you're saying about American football, it's all about butts and balls. But there's no cocks, boobs and pussies in the game. If so, it's not the sport for me!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/24/2021 2:06 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I used to be passionate about the Dallas Cowboys, and THEN it was the New England Patriots, and NOW, well, I've reinvested the time I USED to spend watching others make a living, and I'm trying to make something outta mine. (*its a work in progress *)

    However, I try and tune in when Tom Brady is on the field. ❗❗❗
Please can I recommend Leeds United to your sporting attention. SuperLeeds!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/24/2021 2:13 pm

It seems Canada is excluded from the NFL unlike the NHL, NBA and MLB. War should be declared on the US!
PS There was a Canadian team, Toronto Wolfpack, in our rugby league league. It didn't quite work out largely because of covid.


lok4fun500 111M  
51002 posts
10/24/2021 10:18 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    It seems Canada is excluded from the NFL unlike the NHL, NBA and MLB. War should be declared on the US!
    PS There was a Canadian team, Toronto Wolfpack, in our rugby league league. It didn't quite work out largely because of covid.
Canada has it's own CFL...Canadian Football League!




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spunkycumfun 61M/66F
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10/25/2021 2:25 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Canada has it's own CFL...Canadian Football League!
At least USA will have some serious competition from Canada if American football is included in the 2028 Olympic games.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/25/2021 3:47 am

    Quoting author51:
    Yes you did miss something. It is called the CFL here and the Canadian Football League...lol.We have 4 downs not 3 here and our balls are much bigger than Americal Football...lol.
    As for the NFL I have always been a 49er's fan, Pittsburgh Steelers and Seattle Seahawks fan..
    I have traveled down to Seattle many times over the years to watch the Seahawks when I lived in B.C. as Seattle was less than a 3 hours drive. I coached both my sons in football, while they were playing soccer at the same time.lol.4 years of both sports as their seasons were offsetting. a B.C. Lions football fan here for the CFL , Seattle Sounders for soccer and Vancouver White Caps also respectively..
    Sorry but when one gets me started on sports, my love for most of them and coaching the two you mentioned, I can not help herself..
I did forget the Canadian FootballLeague, my apologies. This just shows hjow loittle I know about the game. I should stick to real football!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/25/2021 3:49 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I used to watch the NFL highlight shows on BBC1 late on Sunday nights but they must be on a different channel or something now?
    I don't think I'll ever figure out all the rules anyway!
I think the BBC still shows NFL highlights but I don't know when. I think Mark Chapman hosts it; he seems to host everything!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/25/2021 3:49 am

Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/25/2021 3:50 am

Many thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
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10/25/2021 3:51 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I love college football. I gave up the NFL when they brought politics into it. I want entertained. Not a preaching.
Politics seems to get everwhere nowadays! Our football teams, including the national team, still take the knee.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/25/2021 3:53 am

    Quoting pal334:
    I am very impressed. I stopped watching it due to politics they were in volved with. Thank you for you help
I'm pleased you're impressed by my knowledge of American football. Perhaps I should be an American football presenter on television ... I think not!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
10/25/2021 3:55 am

I had to look up what city the Bears are based; that's how little I know about American football.
Here in the UK, football teams aren't franchise operations and are based in one place for better or worse.


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