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Articles by DaLucky13

DaLucky13 52 M
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The Date....Part 2   2/12/2006

Dinner...$50. <br> Drinks(and tip)...$60. <br> Valet(with tip)...$30. <br> Condoms(flavored and ribbed)...$10 <br> Finding out that yousuck and swallow...PRICEL


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
The Date....   2/12/2006

Dinner....$48.00 <br> Drinks....$32.00 <br> Valet...$20.00 <br> Condoms...$6.00 <br> Finding out that your date sucks dick...... PRICELESS.... <br>


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
Thank the Lord...Read this Aloud!!!!!   1/25/2006

> Oh! Give thanks unto the Lord! > > > > > > Dear GOD: > I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until > I see results


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
FBI Job training....Don't let this happen to you....   1/25/2006

> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large > > metal door and handed him a gun. > > > > "We must know that you will follow your instructions no ma


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DaLucky13 52 M
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Havig faith...and believeing(hope I got that word right)...   1/19/2006

^j^ ^j^ ^j^ ^j^ <br> <br> ^j^ ^j^ ^j^ ^j^ <br> 8 angels are sent 2 you. <br> You must send them to 8 people including me. <br>


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DaLucky13 52 M
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Yellow roses and T-bones....   1/12/2006

> Here's to T-bone steaks, yellow roses and friendship. READ > >THIS!!!! And then reread it. Especially the last part... I walked into the > >grocery store not particularly i


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
Land of the free????   12/28/2005

If this is the land of the free, then why do "they" try to shut us up when we start to know the truth... I mean, if we know something that can help or harm the country, then the governmentwill brin


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
I got to ask.....   12/27/2005

Ok, here's 1 question that someone should know the answer to.. <br> Why is it when you get a certain amount of points, the company wants to play stingy and lock you out on the points...


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
New Year's resolutions...   12/26/2005

Since we're coming into the second half of the first decade of the new millenium...2006, ya'll(sigh)... <br> It has occurred to me, like so many people (96.7% of the population)do so many t


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
Damn..damn...damn...   12/20/2005

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her and quickly dismounts, worried about what her has seen. She dress's quickly and g


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
3 minute management course....   12/11/2005

Lesson One: <br> <br> <br> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. <br> A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit <br>


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DaLucky13 52 M
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Flavors.....   12/10/2005

You can be chocolate or vanilla with a hint of mint, Or you can be neopolitan...that's make sense. <br> You can be strawberryor cherry, dripping from the sun, Or you can be cotton candy,


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
4 questions to make you feel stupid.....   12/9/2005

4 QUESTIONS TO MAKE YOU FEEL STUPID! GOOD LUCK!!! <br> Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time; answer all of them immediately. DO NOT


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
I got to ask.....   12/4/2005

Hey I got this bumper sticker the other day and was wondering should I put this on my truck or not... <br> It reads... <br> "IF YOU CAN READ THIS STICKER YOU ARE WAY TOO CLOSE.


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DaLucky13 52 M
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Player's code..(gotta live by them)   12/4/2005

Pawns are expendable, Knights live to be dependable. <br> There must be a castle to rule To protect the family jewels. <br> To be bishop, you must spell sacrifice, To be king


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DaLucky13 52 M
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"T" or "A"????   12/4/2005

Now I'm one who wants to know why do men has to be just breast men or just butt men???? <br> Is it just because the women who we date, our friends catorigized us from that... <br>


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DaLucky13 52 M
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How long can you last???   11/27/2005

I really know that I'm about to stir some shit up this time... but, the question is simple... Some people claim that they can last "all night long", but only last a couple of hours, if o


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DaLucky13 52 M
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First impressions...   11/27/2005

Now I'm one who don't give a damn on how a preson looks, but it is "written in stone"(although I haven't found it..yet) that first impresions are lasting impressions. <br> Is it true???


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DaLucky13 52 M
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Would you do it in a public place????   11/26/2005

Now, just so we get it right... <br> Would you dare try to have sexual relations in a public place, and if you do , would you risk the chance of being caught??? Would it excite you orwould


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DaLucky13 52 M
16  Articles
Straight Ass Advice (Episode 2)   11/22/2005

(cheesy intro music plays in background) <br> (T, in background, wearing a plaid jacket and matching bowtie)Live, almost, in his room, it's "Straight Ass Advice with DaLucky1.The show that


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DaLucky13 52 M
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What are the odds???   11/20/2005

What are the odds that your vehicle gets stolen after you finally paid it off?? <br> What are the odds that you get 2 flat tires??? <br> What are the odds that you're the caller B


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DaLucky13 52 M
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Straight Ass advice by DaLucky1   11/9/2005

Okay, let's see who's in the box this week... <br> J.H. from Philly writes...(mumbles)..nude photo included...oh..OH!!! How in the hell did she do that with the snake and the bottle??? <


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DaLucky13 52 M
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Bump in the night...   11/6/2005

Early before dawn, Late after dusk, Something's going on Seems like in a rush... <br> People go behind closed doors, Empty rooms, or dark alleyways... And they make magic, in the


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DaLucky13 52 M
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Why people "LIE"...   11/3/2005

HMMM... WHY DO PEOPLE LIE??? tHAT'S A QUESTION THAT FOR AGES WAS ALWAYS SWEPT UNDER THE RUG.. NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG, THERE ARE A SELECT FEW(RARE QUANTITY)WHO ACTUALLYTELL THE TRUTH... HOWEVER, FO


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